ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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