So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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