Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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