so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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