Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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