so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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