Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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