The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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How's work?
Spinning.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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