She said her name was "party"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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