i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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