Non-Jews are for practice
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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