i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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