I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
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That's how twitter works, right?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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