I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
