I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Damn victory sex feels great
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