Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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