at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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