All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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