are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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