pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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