Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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