Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
