They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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