Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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