At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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