I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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