Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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