You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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