i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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