is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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