You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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