Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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