just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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