So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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