4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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