a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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