i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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