i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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