Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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