My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Boobs are out for the taking
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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