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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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