toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
