Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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