It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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