Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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