We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he fucked my hip out of place.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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