Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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