marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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