I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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