just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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