I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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