Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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