Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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