Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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