he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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