I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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