There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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