How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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